Aaron Sorkin to pen Steve Jobs biopic.
- STEVE: So here we are.
- BILL GATES: Here we are.
- STEVE: "Windows." Clever name.
- BILL: Look, Steve --
- STEVE: Do you know the word "defenestrate," Bill?
- BILL: You know I don't.
- STEVE: It's from the Latin.
- BILL: Jesus.
- STEVE: "De," for "out," and "fenestra." (Beat, then ominously.) Window.
- BILL: I didn't steal Windows.
- STEVE (angrily): And the Apple logo isn't a fucking Apple!
- BILL: It's an operating system. You design hardware.
- STEVE: You better lawyer up, asshole!
- BILL: Now where have I heard that before?
The 5 in iOS 5…
…is how many hours it took me to update my iPad.