How to drink in public the right way

Is getting your dog drunk illegal? More like ill beagle.

How to drink in public the right way

Is getting your dog drunk illegal? More like ill beagle.

The Talking Dog

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what’s your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

"Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that shit."

The Talking Dog

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.”

He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what’s your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

"Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that shit."

Wow. This is like the More American Graffiti version of “dog meets mirror”.

(via lulu-bob)

The original NHK source is here.

mabelmoments:

More on the dog in Japan who floated at sea for nearly 3 weeks.

The female owner and the two-year-old dog called Ban had an emotional reunion at an animal care centre where she was being looked after.

A happy ending!
The original NHK source is here.

mabelmoments:

More on the dog in Japan who floated at sea for nearly 3 weeks.

The female owner and the two-year-old dog called Ban had an emotional reunion at an animal care centre where she was being looked after.

A happy ending!

Iams Executives Scrambling To Figure Out Why Brand Is Losing 2- To 4-Year-Old Chocolate Labs

"And I thought these dogs were supposed to be loyal," said one marketing director.

Iams Executives Scrambling To Figure Out Why Brand Is Losing 2- To 4-Year-Old Chocolate Labs

"And I thought these dogs were supposed to be loyal," said one marketing director.

I still see her face
As beautiful as day
It’s easy to remember
Remember my love that way
All I hear is that lonesome sound
The hounds of winter
They follow me down

Rodney (by duartefonseca)

I still see her face
As beautiful as day
It’s easy to remember
Remember my love that way
All I hear is that lonesome sound
The hounds of winter
They follow me down

Rodney (by duartefonseca)

Kind of like Bob Ross as a dog as an astronaut.

Kind of like Bob Ross as a dog as an astronaut.

Happy Veterinarians Day.

Happy Veterinarians Day.

Doggone it!

49 years of bad luck!

Doggone it!

49 years of bad luck!

This cracked me up.
fromnewyorkwithlove:

Robbed © a… 2010
For some folks it’s Christmas. For some it’s thanksgiving. Or maybe their birthday. Not for me. My favorite day of the year is whatever day the annual Halloween dog parade takes place at the Tompkins Square dog run. Today was that day. And while this awesome canine was one of the finalists he was totally robbed of a very well-deserved 1st place. Criminal!
PS: more doggies in costume, forthcoming.

This cracked me up.

fromnewyorkwithlove:

Robbed © a… 2010

For some folks it’s Christmas. For some it’s thanksgiving. Or maybe their birthday. Not for me. My favorite day of the year is whatever day the annual Halloween dog parade takes place at the Tompkins Square dog run. Today was that day. And while this awesome canine was one of the finalists he was totally robbed of a very well-deserved 1st place. Criminal!

PS: more doggies in costume, forthcoming.